I’m sorry, my fellow geniuses; something does not compute.
I posted a question about a simple explanation of why time "slows up" (supposedly) and all I got were "sound bites" from the different books published purporting to explain the phenomenon.
I can quote verbatim also….that’s not what I was looking for.
(It reminds me of the pre-supersonic flights when there were dire forecasts of absolutely horrible things which would happen to an aircraft passing the sound barrier. Of course all the naysayers turned out to be full of baloney.)

My scenario included a "stationary observer"…..for time comparison purposes. So, one genius writes in that there is no such thing as a stationary platform……duh.
Let me try again:
Using the familiar "spaceship with a big window" that the stationary observer may look in to, we are to understand (while the stationary observer’s clock is marking real time) that those aboard the spaceship are "moving very slowly"..hardly at all……and a 2 year voyage (by the observer’s timepiece) shows just a few minutes on the spaceship’s timepiece.
And THAT is supposed to explain it all?

1. Aside from the light ray anomalies and vision difficulties at the speed of light, why are the spacemen moving slowly? (they APPEAR to be moving slowly)

2. Why is the timepiece onboard the spaceship moving so slowly?

3. Again, the observer is there as a REAL TIME reference…he is the timekeeper at the Indy 500, let’s say…..I’m sure the drivers have their own concept of time, but that doesn’t count much for the checkered flag.

So, anybody out there (aside from the parrots quoting paragraphs from Einstein’s book) care to take
another crack at it?
Attn: Starski

Can you tell me why it is so many Top Contributors are suffering from diarrhea of the mouth?
Quote: "If you’re incapable of understanding answers, don’t ask questions"
Is this what you tell your high school algebra class?

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