If your favourite Presidential candidate was a pro wrestler, what would he or she be like?
Give a stage name, theme song (the "Star-Spangled Banner" is not an option, nor is "America the Beautiful"), and signature "move." Describe your candidate’s costume (no American flags). Who would be his or her tag team partner? Woud he or she be a "face" or a "heel"?
I’m not a wrestling expert myself, but a "face" is a good guy and a "heel" is a bad guy, I think.
5 Responses
jhong
28 Apr 2010
friskygimp
28 Apr 2010
are you kidding me??
qwid_pro_quo
28 Apr 2010
its kinda hard to ‘out-think’ someone in a wrestling ring
I’m still not sure what un-needed violence solves
Kerry R
28 Apr 2010
He would be allot like James Janos(Jesse Ventura).
Connie D
28 Apr 2010
Hulk Hogan! he’s a good family man!
I know he can’t run again, but i will describe Bush as a wrestler. His stage name would be the Snowman, his theme song would be Eric Clapton’s "Cocaine", His costume would include a shirt that is covered in his own blood from a nosebleed, his tag team partner would be Pablo Escobar, and I don’t know what the fuck a face or a heel is.